Filler: A Bulleted List of Certain Truths Regarding My Life Revealed Me by N. Srinivasan, Astro-Numerologist

During my (current) life, I will...

• live to the age of 84.
• find stability in my life, beginning at age 28.
• marry an Australian from a family of no fewer than three daughters and two sons.
• enjoy a life rife with material wealth.
• accrue said wealth largely via the efforts of my wife.
• find my calling through a career that requires skills which combine technical prowess with artistic sensibility.
• be revealed as the true reincarnation of either John Lennon, Bob Marley, or Jimi Hendrix (inferred from above).
• suffer a curse stemming from a past life (!) whereby I shall forever fail during the first two attempts at any given endeavor, succeeding only on the third. To lift the curse, I am to take a talisman, which is a bronze disk emblazoned with cobras, place it on a clean dinner plate, pour raw milk on it, drink the milk, then set the lot down on a bookcase where it won't be disturbed. I am to repeat this process for eleven consecutive days, then every week (Mondays) until the curse is lifted. If performed correctly, the chance I will produce a son is 100%. Rock and roll.

Rob made it in! Off to Agra tomorrow A.M. Silly amounts of photos to follow.